Without a doubt the coolest book to grace the Forum desk this lifetime, if you were ever in any doubt as to the way things should be done when one gets down and dirty, The Pop-up Book Of Sex will surely show you how.
Strictly one for the grown-ups, this uniquely illustrated and seriously fun animated sex compendium explores your top ten favourite sexual positions in fabulous movable 3D colour, with handy flaps to manipulate the characters at your will.
There’s the classic missionary position on a bearskin rug by an open fire (with a man who looks suspiciously like Jesus) in a luxury alpine lodge, a kinky cowgirl riding her fella in a ranch, a Mile High Club clinch with a saucy air hostess and even a young lady mounting her lover on a kitchen worktop, wielding a feather duster to beat his bottom with when you pull the designated flap.
All of our ultimate sexual fantasies are cleverly displayed in their three-dimensional glory in this wondrously pervy pop-up book, which would make a great coffee table giggle or, for the liberal parents amongst you, you can show it to your kids so they can learn what wonders life really holds ahead. This brilliant book beats the crap out of all the sex-guide competition, and should be treasured forever.
Rhalou Allerhand
By Kees Moerbeek and Balviss Rubess
Harper Collins, £17.99